George takes Noah, Fred, Tom and Alex along for the ride when he wins a trip to Atlantic City, where Fred confronts his gambling problem and they run into Steven Royce—who is supposed to be in Singapore. Meanwhile, Tessa hopes to spend some quality time with Scott Strauss.
When Tessa is asked to show new guy Josh Sherman (Dan Byrd) around school, she becomes convinced that he’s gay, when in fact he’s an undercover narcotics officer. Lisa becomes deeply infatuated with Josh, and Tessa inadvertly convinces Mr. Wolfe to make special announcement to the student body
When Tessa gets her driver’s license, Dalia hires her to drive her around to stalk her crush, Scott Strauss. As a result Tessa realizes that she and Scott might have feelings for each other
Tessa decides to reunite George and Zoe because she blames herself for their breakup, but George is captivated by Aimee, Tessa’s art teacher. Getting into the spirit of the holidays, George throws a tree trimming party where he finds himself under the mistletoe with a special someone.
When Tessa tells Dallas that she wants a simple get together for her sixteenth birthday, Dallas convinces her to let Dalia plan the ultimate birthday extravaganza at the country club, complete with a live performance by her favorite band, specialty drinks and go-go cages. Meanwhile George throws his back out and Sheila Shay (Ana Gasteyer) […]
Tessa persuades the school to get behind charitable causes, which yields mixed results, but her peers begin to wonder who really needs their help. Meanwhile, George’s friendship with Noah hits a snag after he gets a huge bill for dental work.
Tessa channels her inner “suburban girl” for a Halloween costume, but it ends up spooking her friends and everyone at school since she reminds them of a recently “departed” resident of Chatswin. And George is determined to prove to Halloween-hater Dallas that being scared can be fun, but gets a scare of his own when […]
Tessa is excited to see some action in the suburbs when Sheila Shay’s Shirley Temple doll collection is stolen, but not so thrilled at the consequences — Dallas and Dalia are afraid of being burglarized so they crash at the Altmans’
George joins the PTA and quickly becomes well-liked by the other moms, but in the process former PTA queen bee Sheila Shay starts to feel threatened. Meanwhile Tessa joins the school newspaper and helps Malik (Maestro Harrell) revamp it into a tabloid-style paper
After Ryan Shay (Parker Young) is goaded into kissing Tessa, she’s shocked (and a little disgusted) to find there’s serious chemistry between them. George finds out that, as the new neighbor on the block, he has to host “the barbecue” or face being ostracized